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Jake’s Midnight Taxidermy. Irwin, ID.
reewererrroooowwrreerrrrnrnn. RIBS. RIBS.
“Today, I decided to leave my house and galavant through the forest. I set off on my quest (to get a hot, sexy bod) with you three in my hearts and Charlie on my boobs. As I galloped through the trees, my muscles lithely flexing with the grace of an antelope, something caught my eye on the grassy woodland ground. It was a single feather, probably from a falcon or some other majestic fucker. I leaned down to pick it up, and I stood for a moment, marveling in its glory. I ran my thumb down its Rachis and stroked the Barbs. I could hardly believe the beauty of this integumentary appendage. I knew that my discovery of this beauteous item was not simply by chance: I knew immediately that it was more. My friends, this feather is a sign. It is a sign from the spirits that we must soon set forth on our musical quest. We must take this as a call to action; a catalyst, if you will, to thrust us forward on our heroic musical quest into the unknown world of obscure hipster stardom. My friends, it is time.”
- Camille Bourret